psychic vampire

one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.

these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.

Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"

Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"

GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"

RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."

by anabolic a August 26, 2006

Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

by i know cool things November 5, 2011

Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.

You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....

by Afrothundr November 1, 2010

vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 28, 2007

motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.

I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!

by ichabod October 9, 2005

Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.

"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."

by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009

Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

by whatupiact May 24, 2010