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Tran Van

1. (N) The Tran Van is half limousine, half bus; and full of hot trannies. The Tran Van makes house calls, picking up its male clients curbside or at their doorstep. Once inside, the man has consentual man-love with all the hot trannies on board, before he is returned home feeling really really gay and weird. Typically, after only one visit, the clients are hooked. Friends often need to stage interventions to prevent subsequent visits to the Tran Van.
My friend Matt got a pink sock from hanging out in the Tran Van all night.

Matt sure loves the Tran Van; he spends more time there than he does at home!

Matt took an all-tranny road trip from Miami to San Francisco in the Tran Van.
by S. Bruno April 25, 2008
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Van Hagar

Van Hagar sucked ass, I liked them better when they were Van Roth!
by VP-bofh January 26, 2004
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van go!

the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.
i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!
by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010
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Ped Van

Short for pedophile van. A vehicle that looks as if it is used for the illegal transportation of little children. The vehicle is generally (but not limited to), a white ford E-250 with no back windows. Other variations in designs include any large beat up cargo vans with fences in the back, or with "business logos", that try to make viewers not to scrutinize the integrity of this vehicle.
There's no reason for that vehicle to not have windows, it must be a ped van!
by SafetyTrav August 1, 2010
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moo van

A mini van that a breeder or parent of children drives
Jesus Emma that Breeder had her Moo Van stuffed with so many crotch fruit it made my uterus hurt.
by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011
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tally-van

a tally-van is an ice-cream van. They are known as tally-vans because they are usually driven and owned by tallys.
"Jimmy, go out to the tally-van and get me some fags and a 99"
by the_chief83 July 21, 2009
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jew van

A jewish guy who has many children and thus has a van. As he goes out to cheap dinners he fills his van full of his children. HEnce the name JEW VAN.
ISHMAL: come here my 15 children we are heading to the jew van
by KKK March 29, 2005
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