valentine's daby

A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.

My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.

by alt99 January 21, 2010

Valencard

A Valentine's Day card.

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.

by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017

valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

by EnerJax February 1, 2004

Valentino

A really handsome DUDE.He will dominate any girls feelings and us a gr8 kisser.Valentinos usually date people who are not afraid to be true to ppl,and show there real personality.Also who like to smash🍆💧💧👌👈

(Drools)
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her

by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018

Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010

valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.

I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.

by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010

Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.

All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.

by cinquain August 2, 2008