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Vaginal Star Gazing

The act of keeping a long dildo made of ice stuck up one's vagina all day until it is frostbitten. When it is frostbitten enough that it is black and tough, a male partner ejaculates all over it simulating a black night sky filled with stars.
Sophia and I went vaginal star gazing between her legs last night, dat gurl iz fucked up.
by ophj December 10, 2014
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vaginal opening

amer loves eating vaginal openings
by dano December 21, 2002
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Vaginal Thievery

1) The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse (See: Rape)
"Two men are currently being held on bail for the alleged act of Vaginal Thievery."
by zhz June 11, 2006
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Vaginal Owls

When many owls swoop into some-ones vagina, and then peck at the walls of them, causing a torrent of blood, subsequently drowning the owls and causing them to decay inside you.

Alternative use - When a single mother owl enters the vaginal crease, but instead of pecking, shrieks, causing moderate dis-pleasure.
"No i'm bleeding, damn you Vaginal owls!"

Mary, what was that noise?" "Don't worry, its just my vaginal owls again
by Child-Molester October 26, 2010
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Vaginal Orthodontist

A dentist for the Vagina who deals with Vaginal Teeth. Most Vaginal Orthodontist deal with Vagingivitis and vaginal retainers.

If you're experiencing nibbling sensations in your Vaginal area, please contact a Vaginal Orthodontist near you. Risks of you not doing so may result in you contracting Vagingivitis or Vaginal Cavities.
My vagingivitis is so bad I had to go and see a vaginal orthodontist.

My son Henry got his doctorate in Vaginas. He is one of the top vaginal orthodontist in California.
by fella2222 May 10, 2009
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vaginal cream cleaner

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D
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by dry lady lips December 27, 2010
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vaginal porridge

Similar to a cream pie only done during a womans period. When a man cums inside a woman on her period, the woman then forces the blood/cum mixture out of her vagina.
Chuck eats vaginal porridge for breakfast every morning.
by Pass March 16, 2004
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