Luke Von Fabre 

Main character of the game "Tales of the Abyss", used to show the idiocy or inexperiance of somone.

"You're like Luke Von Fabre!"

Luke Von Fabre by plinkochip November 12, 2006

dita von teese 

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

dita von teese by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

baron von doggystyle 

Nickname given to Phil Brown who was known for his sexual prowess in the greater Pittsburgh area. Legend has it that he was a decendant of royalty and could perform doggystyle like a motherfucker. The ladies referred to him as half man half amazing. When walking down the street one would hear people whisper, There goes Baron Von Doggystyle, the world's greatest lover!

That guy can bone like no other. He is a modern day Baron Von Doggystyle.

baron von doggystyle by Dr Love Bone December 12, 2016

Kat Von Don't

Anything L.A. tattoo artist Kat Von D wouldn't do.
Rendering it uncool.

Tell me you're not getting a tramp stamp of a unicorn. That's a Kat Von Don't right there.

Kat Von Don't by Mellie_Mazz March 29, 2015

alicia von elburg 

The smartest, hottest girl you'll ever meet. Alicia Von Elburg is the type of girl that gives what they take. She has long brown hair that gently rests against her shoulders. She has a elegant slight frame. She has deep brown eyes that you could just gaze into for an eternity. She's the type of girl that is very popular and intelligent yet still modest. She's not the type to boast or gloat. She is very easy going and laid-back. She will never shy away from a fight and always sticks up for her friends.
You be extremely lucky to meet someone like her.

Guy1: I've never eaten an orange before
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: It's just never a-peeled to me Ba-Dum-Tsh
Guy2: KYS

Alicia Von Elburg is Hot AF

alicia von elburg by IFuckingLoveAliciaVonElburg June 7, 2017

tony von 

A man that will steal your bitch just by looking at them. The nicest man you will ever meet. If you ever find a man with the name of tony von marry him.

Tony Von is sooooooo..... hot.

tony von by YOUTUBE: Tony Von November 1, 2017

J’von

A boy who is stuck up, head too far up his ass, and trash at football. His head is really long & he licks balls & sucks dick for a living. He’ll say things that he thinks hurt your feelings when they really didn’t 😂. Gets beat up at lunch, and thinks he’s still cool for it🥺. This boy goes to Wyoming Valley West. He’ll lick your balls in the back of class for 50 cents. !! 🤑

“Wow, J’von is a scummy fag. Ayo Elijah, best his ass again!”

J’von by Igotohanoverarea September 22, 2019