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pecannotsee-a-vision

Meaning that one is so BLINDED by self-rightousness and misplaced political correctness and fear of offending anyone, anyone at all... that one loses all sense of humor and gets an accompanying very tight feeling in the rectal area.
After reading the word "migger", John and Jane Doe were blinded by pecannotsee-a-vision.
by Margaret Boyle August 16, 2003
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t-vision

When a fine woman plops her ass right in front of you, exposing that piece of floss between her asscheeks, otherwise known as a thong.
Damn! You can see that girls thong! Looks like I have been granted the "t-vision."
by Sweetwater Jenkins December 19, 2004
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double vision

A word used to describe 2 of the same thing. That thing is insignificant, and the whole sitution is confusing.
"Holy crap-shait! I thought there was only one of you, but I guess my double vision got the best of me!"
by DAVIO D.V June 26, 2005
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Crazy Vision

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"
"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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cyril vision

Persons gifted with Cyril Vision have the unique talent of being able to see droopy faced monsters like Cyril Sneer in inanimate objects and photographs. Those afflicted with the vision have a tendency to be twisted and dark, while still finding joy in glitter and unicorns
Hey Rachel...can you see Cyril Sneer in this picture? No, I don't have Cyril vision sadly
by candy skulls February 3, 2019
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2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
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distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that
distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur
by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003
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