uncle fester

a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?

by 42VB May 11, 2006

undead

Any deceased creature which has been animated through supernatural means to take on the semblance of life, without truly being alive. Only the wraith varies from this definition as it need not pass though death to become undead.

skeletons, zombies, mummies, vampires, wraiths.

by Retroactivism June 19, 2004

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

unclemom

A red neck hillbillie who is so inbred that his uncle is also his mom

this is my sister and our three lovely children

by chumley September 17, 2003

Uncle Freddie

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.

The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Uncle pedo

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

by Get wrecker July 10, 2016

Uncle Jimmy

The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.

"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."

by Civil Barbarian January 5, 2017