turtle grip

To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!

I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!

by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011

Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.

I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.

by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Tittlets

A hot chick with itty, bitty titties. A flat chested wonder. Girl’s got a chest like a 14 year old boy. Smaller than an A cupper. No bra required.

Your girl Rachel, is she an A cup braaaaaahhh??? No brooohhhh. She’s got them tittlets.

That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.

Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018