by renaywap March 5, 2022

A bubbley gorgeous, sceary, weird , wonderfully defensive, crazily polite , approachable little minx , who helps things a-rise to the occasion even if your hairy little alpacka is cooked
by Tabogan Murphy August 13, 2021

The best person ever and gets all the Girls and does a lot of stupid stuff and also does a lot of cool stuff and he has so many friends and is light skinned and he has curly hair.
by Mr U's biggest fan October 18, 2017

Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco
by Smokeyeastwood May 14, 2018

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.
by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason
"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner
by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015
