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Turd Sauce

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.
Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!
by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012
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Turdabout

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.
-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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turd punch

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.
by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015
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turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
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Turd on a white rag

something that is not very appealing.
Elisabeth: Let's paint this room purple with yellow stripes!
Tom: That's going to look like a Turd on a White Rag!
by theoriginalnunya January 26, 2017
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turd in the bath

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.
"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha
by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017
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turd burglary

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017
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