Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Traffic Rape

Non consensual lane splitting

That man just traffic raped me😣

by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023

Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018

Buck traffic

Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic

Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster

by Blackboyjb October 1, 2019

Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.

Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.

by Leopards14 March 24, 2023

Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021