topless

A car without a roof.

Look at that car without a roof. I bet that guy is so poor he couldn't pay for a roof. He should lay off the crack.

by Matt. H. April 15, 2005

Topher

A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.

Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?

by Butt Valen August 10, 2016

Tooted up

if your truck/suv is “tooted up” it sits higher in the front than it does in the back. Aka “Carolina squat” and “Tennessee tilt”. Mostly white 16 year old trap lord wannabes drive them. These vehicles literally sound like the owners took a saw and a wrench set and removed every single Component of the exhaust system.

Normal dude: yo Brody you here that clapping?
Normal Friend: yeah man that’s a fag in a tooted up POS
Normal dude: yup you’re right.

Tooted up truck fag: going 17 mph in a 35 mph at 3200 rpm WHAAAAAPAPAWPAWPEAW

by Trippinat2:36am November 29, 2021

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 3, 2010

Tooted

High off your ass

I'm so totally tooted bro

by Bsimp0123456 December 10, 2016

Topher

A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.

"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"

by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010