thedankarchives

The greatest YouTube of all time

Also has great street rep

Ma thedankarchives is good

by Toitleboi34 November 14, 2018

TODA

Toda is a very #sexy man that belongs with you in the bed :)
He has a very big male co*ck.

Did i mention he is good in bed ?

Hello the Toda .i.

by BigD*ckMata January 29, 2019

THEDARKHAWK3

THEDARKHAWK3 is a gamer. This gamer plays many games such as "Red Dead Redemption 2" and "Minecraft". THEDARKHAWK3 is an animal lover and a generally kind person.

Damn! THEDARKHAWK3 just killed me and stole my horse!

THEDARKHAWK3 has helped you complete your mission.

by HeLurksInTheShadows April 28, 2019

today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019

today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.

Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.

by GamerFUN November 1, 2019

Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

toedowned

when either male or female sucks on one another toes while being tied down to any surface area.

hey babe wanna get toedowned

by slippytoad December 15, 2019