toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 23, 2022

Wiskernut toad

the Wiskernut toad is a mix between a car whisker a walnut and a toad

oh my god that is a Wiskernut toad

by lily pad7047 September 18, 2020

Horror Toad

A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people

That fighter is such a "horror toad" she always says bad things about everyone she meets

by Cheap ass hoe November 18, 2016

crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period

Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .

by Amme nna February 21, 2024

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 16, 2023

Toad Head

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

by Eddmario August 04, 2022

Toad Head

A term used to describe a person with toad like features, accompanied with uncontrollable sporadic croaking noises. These noises are somewhat reminiscent of a faulty starter motor.

Hey Jimmy! That Brendan is a right Toad Head. He sounds like he could use a glass of WD40, he must have swallowed a dodgy starter motor.

by Squiffty Car Din February 27, 2014