Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
Get the trouser joustingmug. Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout
by lickety sprit December 6, 2016
Get the trouser snakemug. omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
by Quixand September 1, 2017
Get the trouser gypsymug. Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
Get the Trouser custardmug. "Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
Get the Trouser Hoagiemug. by Mylesglo March 12, 2024
Get the Trouser titsmug. Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius
by Splunky January 29, 2024
Get the Wowzers-trousers!mug.