The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.
Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"
Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"
Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"
by Darakuron December 23, 2007
Get the Smack the Smurfmug. by whoathebliss January 8, 2009
Get the smack sockmug. Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.
I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Sack Smackingmug. The action of a male using his genitals to smack a (fe)male in the face, also called a "mushroom stamp"
"So, what did you guys do when you got home?"
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."
by capilla27 January 19, 2009
Get the pecker smackmug. v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.
"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"
by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020
Get the Honey Smackmug. Slapping your (usually) left hand to your forehead as you lower your head to make quick contact with each other. Often done in response to someone doing or saying something stupid.
-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"
-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"
Person 1: "So no shit, there I was in the middle of the street, and some guy nearly ran me over!"
Person 2: *head smack*
Person 2: *head smack*
by RocCityGoddess May 13, 2010
Get the Head Smackmug. You let that bitch leave you with the kids and went out drinkin...? You better be layin some smack down...
by john harrison January 15, 2004
Get the smack downmug.