Tea-Troller

A person who hijacks the comments section of a news article, video or forum thread by posting ultra-conservative/ultra-nationalistic propaganda. Their statements often include words like "Obummer", "libtard", and generally contain things like Benghazi, Obamacare and how liberals, progressives and Obama are responsible for all the evil in the US. Often these comments contain massive spelling and grammar errors, hate speech/profanity and many times have almost no relation to the subject matter.

News Article: Child dies in car wreck
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller

by jackburton420 May 26, 2014

Menstrual Tea

The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it

My girls on the rag tonight boys! Looks like its time for some menstrual tea

by Da Lovebutton December 30, 2012

cold tea

Tea that is irrelevant or not juicy anymore.

"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up?!"
"That's cold tea sis"

by ahemthen May 7, 2019

testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.

how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?

by M Chambers December 11, 2006

steamed tea

Teabagging someone and performing a Cleveland Steamer at the same time.

I brewed some steamed tea on Donna, then told the bitch to go make me a sandwich.

by Fru Munda December 8, 2007

Spill the tea

This is when you spill some serious gossip about something serious or petty, you decide.

Spill the tea you hoe

by liamwxston October 16, 2018

Space Tea

Tea with added grass. Gets you spaced, hence space tea.

Take a cafetiere about 2 mugfulls big and put 3 teabags of your choice into it (I prefer citrus fruit flavour though peppermint works well too) and about 1 small bud of green, chopped or pulled apart. Add the boiling water and wait about 5-10 minutes. Press down the plunger a few times to mix it all up & serve, preferably in small glasses such as moroccan tea glasses. Add sugar to taste, drink. Get spaced. Watch an old 70's sci fi DVD at double speed with the sound off and play some chilling muzak. Chat. Giggle.

by ..WiL August 24, 2005