ruby tennis bracelet

fisting a girl while on her period

Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.

by Albomary August 22, 2011

Waynesboro, Tennessee

A shitty small town founded by some dumb hick who probably fucked his cousin. 99% of the population are inbred and racist against anyone non white.

Waynesboro, Tennessee sucks ass.

by Thatfuckinguy June 17, 2011

Tennessee Volunteers Football

Also known as the Big Orange the Tennessee Volunteers are one of the top 10 best NCAA football teams ever and #2 in the SEC behind Alabama. They have 6 national championships they were the 1st ever football team to win a BCS national championship in 1998 against Flordia State. They have been SEC champions 17 times then when the SEC split into east and west they were SEC east champs 6 times. Their win lose record is 792–345–53 (.688) and their bowl record is 26-24-0. Their fight song is Rocky Top their mascot is Smokey the hound dog and their stadium is Neyland Stadium and their colors are bright orange and whiite. They dominate the SEC in wins the only teams they dont have a considerable amount of wins over is Alabama,Auburn, and Flordia ( Alabama has 10 wins over Tennessee Aubrun and Flordia have 2 wins over Tennessee

Tennessee Volunteers Football is on tonight lets go watch it

by tthatguyy November 14, 2011

Tennesse Log Jammer

The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.

"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"

by SMPrider February 15, 2010

Tennessee Eclair

A southern specialty derived from the famed Alabama Hotpocket, traditionally performed only on special occasions. Start out by defacating into the vagina as you would with the afore-mentioned maneuver. But you don't stop there, for you love this woman and want her to know it. Next you proceed to make love to her aromatic meatwallet while making sure to ejaculate inside, creating the delicious cream filling. Quickly pull out and ease it into her ass as a close friend of hers proceeds to lick your tasty creation out of her.

I was planning on giving her the good ol' Alabama Hotpocket, but it was Christmas Eve and that thick friend of hers was in town so I rolled the dice and went for the Tennessee Eclair. Turned out to be a great night.

by Mike the meat. April 5, 2009

David Tennant

The sexiest actor ever. Scottish, lean, tall, brilliant, devilishly good looking, can display every emotion in the book on that handsome face of his, remains absolutely adorable while still being so very sexy, and has been referred to as "David Ten-Inch Tennant", for...obvious reasons ;)

I wish I could get a man...
Really? I wish I could get David Tennant!

by wellisntthatwizard! July 29, 2011

tennis stick

Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.

Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?

Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.

Player 1: Idiot.

by Bourkey July 6, 2008