Dirty Tanner

A fake human, DO NOT APPROACH THIS PERSON, THEY ARE LIZARDS AND WILL BITE YOU!

Person 1: Yo whaddup tanner
Tanner: *Glares in lizard*
Person 1: Holy shit man
Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch
Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!

Dirty Tanner by Niggerbiologist69 December 28, 2018

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Dirty Tanner

Man who misses ex girlfriend so he constantly messages her. However he currently has a pregnant girlfriend that he ignores for his ex who ignores him because she is also in a relationship.

Him: hey baby I miss you

You: you’re a dirty tanner fuck off!

Dirty Tanner by BOFT June 4, 2020

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Danny Tanner

When having sex doggy style while facing a full length mirror, you tell the girl that you are having sex with that she is making a terrible mistake.

And then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson....cue the music.

**The man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the Danny Tanner**

"Kimmy, you've been a bad neighbor. Time for a Danny Tanner. I hope you learned an important lesson at our house today."

Danny Tanner by DDCups July 25, 2009

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man tanner

A bro-mancing, bordering on douche-bag status kind of guy, that likes to show off how jacked he is by going to one or all of the following: the tanning salon, the beach, or poolside for the express purpose of enhancing their jacked bodies.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.

ugh, I don't really want to go to the pool now. Man tanners dead ahead!

man tanner by elo-fo-sho July 1, 2009

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karla tanner

Karla Tanner is perhaps one of the most unique people you will ever meet.
She is clever and has weirdly silky hair.
And her left eyebrow twitches up every now and again, which can be annoying, but the people who stick it out will be rewarded by her true friendship.

"I'm friends with a Karla Tanner."
"Respect."

karla tanner by KTqwerty December 30, 2013

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John tanner

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.

John Tanner stop

John tanner by The def master November 6, 2019

NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY

Give compliments to all the tanners you know

Guy : hey you're awesome

Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day

NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY by Jazzy._. April 2, 2021

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