Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

Pulling a Tankcommader

When everyone blames you for everything because your life is a failure.

Why is Ethan so sad? Because he is pulling a tankcommader .

by Cekidor June 15, 2017

Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021

tankuz

the combination of thank and you. it is usually used by ppl who want to sound cute or funny. mostly used by girls in a high pitched voice, but can also be used by guys.

Fransheska: Here's your stuff, Stefanie.
Stefanie: Tankuz! =D

by dafuzzies January 24, 2009

tank rat

Person that works inside of tanks on planes

Get back in that plane tank rat

by operat0r July 26, 2006

Tank Ranger

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.

Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."

by usefulidiot75 November 26, 2009

Takudzwa

A man who has a 9 inch Dick and will leave you paralyzed after sex. Don't give him viagra or you'll die.

Takudzwa is such a hunk

by Johnathan789 November 27, 2021