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floppy titties

Large breasts most of the time on an obese woman or woman approximately over the age of 50.
A 300 lbs. woman who is 60 years old would most likely have floppy titties.
by Young One Who Likes Big Ones August 27, 2006
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bigass titties

Exclamation of joy and excitement; Especially in instance of extreme impending awesomeness. First referenced in the film Tropic Thunder
by That Bitch Iyellow March 26, 2009
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flop your titties

to take your hand under your tit and push it up and it bounces
mom! Go flop your Titties!
by blaise June 13, 2003
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tubesock titties

the elongated, tubular shape that the breasts take on while a female is bent over, riding her partner during intercourse
We were gettin it on, and her tubesock tiities kept smacking me in the face!
by gwenstefani May 25, 2005
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Texas Titties

Noun - The oversized speed bumps/lane markers used in Texas intersections. Origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the bumps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds - each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. Color varies from White to Orange.
"I was blowin' through a red light when I hit a Texas Titty and it dang near tore my rim off!"
by Jimmy The Head November 16, 2004
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rollercoaster titties

When a bitch with massive creamers rides a rollercoaster and when going down a hill, hits the people sitting behind her with her tits.
Holy shit, I had to get lasic eye surgery because that bitch on the double loop smacked me with her rollercoaster titties.
by EeeJ October 11, 2007
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waffle titties

Square flat boobs that have small hexagonal indents in them.
Pat: "Yo Dirty D, did you see dat bitch down da hall?"
Derek: You mean da one wit da waffle titties?"
Pat: "Ya, that one."
by PBZ November 18, 2007
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