Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!
Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.
by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007
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A thirsty aggressive person is one who is to eager to come up whether male or female. A thirsty aggressive person usually is straight to the point and makes the other person feel uncomfortable. They think they are bound to come up but don't realize that they are being perceived as thirsty and too aggressive.
Guy: Hey did tim come up off that girl he was talking too??
Guy 2: Naw man, she said he was thirsty aggressive and she wasn't feeling him.
Guy 2: Naw man, she said he was thirsty aggressive and she wasn't feeling him.
by uptwnxs August 17, 2010
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Get the Thirsty Little Demon mug.When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
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Guy 2: Just sittin here burning thirteen. Wanna do something?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah!
Guy 2: Just sittin here burning thirteen. Wanna do something?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah!
by Marco St. John July 28, 2004
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