Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

com-symp

One who symapthizes with Communism, especially during the Korean War.

You stupid pacifists and com-symps don't deserve to live in this country.

by shellita October 15, 2006

sempai

The miss spelling of senpai

It's "senpai" not "sempai"

by EllieB28 August 20, 2019

sempai

A term of respect for an some older than you. Typically someone you look up to.

There’s John-sempai he’s an Upperclassman

by [REDACTED] 029 July 16, 2018

Sympathy text

A text designed to gain sympathy from the recipient. Typically sent to everyone in one's contacts, and generally contains unnecessary information about the sender that could have otherwise been left out.

sympathy text:
I'm going to the hospital I'm in a lot of pain I have blood in my urine and I called my doc and they said I either have a kidney or bladder infection, kidney stone, or cyst on my ovary

reply:
TMI!!! Hope you feel better.

by HippieChuck January 19, 2011

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 29, 2011

Sympathy Digit

The term given to the sneaky fingers that are slipped after you have failed to get your female partner to climax during intercourse.

yeah mate, it'd been like 2 weeks, so i had to slip her the sympathy digit after I had finished

by Satisfaction King June 15, 2011