three shits from Wedneday

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done

John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.

by bizzybee January 28, 2010

just for shits

the exact same meaning as "shits and giggles" except it sounds much more manly than 'shits and giggles'

Jeff - "Bro why the fuk did you throw your bottle at that dudes house for!?"

Jeffs mate - "just for shits"

by Baggus bro July 10, 2010

bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''

''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''

by Bradley_M March 3, 2008

Shits Bitch

Phrase referring to something that is stupid, dumb, useless, lame, etc.

Example 1
Guy 1) Hey dude lets go play Dungeon and Dragons.
Guy 2) Fuck that, Shits Bitch!

Example 2
Guy 1) I have to go buy new tires.
Guy 1) SHITS BITCH!

Example 3
Guy 1) I have to go to jury duty, SHITS BITCH!

Example 4
Guy 1) I have herpes, SHITS FUCKING BITCH!

by Go0o0o0CH June 10, 2011

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps

that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep

by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009