Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 05, 2022

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Swiss Virginity

masturbation

You know when you've kinda had sex bur you're still a virgin? That's Swiss Virginity.

by Colonelboardgames April 30, 2020

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swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

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The Swiss Method

A euphemism for euthanasia.

"I heard Jean died via the Swiss Method"

by Xenochria September 13, 2022

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swiss valentine

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat

I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night

by Ganggandbanggang April 01, 2016

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