When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
by Kissin Kousin December 24, 2020
Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
by Maurading Twerk Team Captain March 21, 2014
Having a sex party where everyone has every orifice plugged by somebody elses bodypart at a given time.
by C0PY August 14, 2019
A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 07, 2019
by Cocaine carson swiss cheese May 09, 2018
The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023
by AEs1r June 14, 2021