swiss

awkward. Used during an awkward or uncomfortable moment.

Wow, that booger in Nat's nose makes me feel swiss.

Molly just tripped on her cleat, swiss.

by ummersay homus April 22, 2011

Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.

Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.

by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023

swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

by Geordie6 June 16, 2024

Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.

Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.

by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Swiss

Same meaning as neutral.

I'm feeling very swiss today.

by justablueperson August 26, 2022

Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025