sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

sqeaver

Its a squirrel beaver animal.

With big teeth and a ponytail.

Brittney has sqeaver teeth.

by ilovesqeav March 19, 2009

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012

Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014