When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."
News from October 31: We found Osama!
... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.
... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.
by K Dawg Plus September 6, 2004
Get the October Surprise mug.Meeting up with someone you matched with on Tinder. However they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.
John: Met up with a match from Tinder the other day
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!
by BkS December 2, 2013
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when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
by siy January 8, 2009
Get the egg white surprise mug.The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.
Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.
The guests loved her special topping.
by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009
Get the Muff Slush Surprise mug.its a sex gesture where you think ur fucking your girlfriend... but ur really fucking ur grandma....
originated: cooper b
originated: cooper b
Cooper: DUDE i was with my girlfriend last night and we were doing it, but then i looked down
Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA
Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE
Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE
Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA
Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE
Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE
by eagermcbeaver October 21, 2010
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by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006
Get the suprise double fortuned cookie mug.We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.
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