Stoner’s Gambit

A man posing a question such as “How do you know what you know?” in order to prove his own brilliance and depth, while hopefully stumping the woman he is talking to. The man posing the question honestly believes that he is the smartest and most unique individual.

Woman: says something pointed, intelligent, and for whatever reason, threatening to the mansplainer.

Mansplainer uses Stoner’s Gambit: “How do you know words mean anything?”

Stoner’s Gambit by kitdoor January 12, 2011

Stoner circle 

The circle of people, where a joint, blut, or piece is being passed around. Usually has a noticable smell. To join, you usually must be known and liked, or bring something to add to the session.

Did you notice how he thought he could get into our stoner circle without bringing something?

Dude, that stoner circle was intense!

Whoh, a 30 man stoner circle!

Stoner circle by Chunk Bigg May 4, 2007

stoner bust 

getting with women who are plain but game for intimacy

that boy has gone for another stoner bust - the 5 out of 10

stoner bust by barnes ladz July 10, 2009

Stoner Science

Stoners who engage in various activities and experiments in order to develop new ways, shapes, and forms to get high. In most cases they fail epically and do some borderline stupid shit, because, well, their stoners

Apple bongs, Butter, Edibles, vaporizers and other ingenious devices developed by stoners.

John: Man bruce is such a stoner scientist, hes trying to see if he can make a bong out of a turtle

Bryan: how is that even possible?

John: stoner Science brah

Stoner Science by DigidyDoc June 29, 2010

Stoner's Brain Syndrome 

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

Stoner's Brain Syndrome by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Stoner Casual 

A style of clothing defined as looking entirely unkept and dirty in a non ironic fashion, most often worn by Stoners.

Often can be seen at places such as Burning Man and Bonaroo.

Typically a men's look involving sandals, cut offs, dirty, oversized, or stained items. Bad grooming, farmers tans and beards are also common.

Celebrity sporting this look: "The Dude" From the Big Lebowski.

Antonym: Hipster. Stoner Casual defines those who do not intentionally look ironic or unkept, but those who actually default to this look based on lack of taste, style and cleanliness.

Joe's look at the party was classic stoner casual with his mandals, drug rug, fraying khaki shorts and beard.

Stoner Casual by misscynthia September 5, 2010

Stoner Guy 

That one weird guy that walks around the city looking like he's stoned all the time.

"Sup?"
"I just saw Stoner Guy again"
"Again?"
"Yeah man, I see him all the time"

Stoner Guy by Branop November 10, 2011