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Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick
Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!
by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021
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Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010
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barf on a stick

An expression used to express disgust, anger, or general hatred.

Abbreviated: barf.
P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."

P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
by Ohdeer October 19, 2009
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gummy sticks

Gummy Sticks is a game for BOYS ONLY. All the boys take off their pants and wave their gummy stick around. Anyone who's stick is no longer gummy (gets and erection) is out and everyone else continues to play.
All of the guys took off their pants and played gummy sticks with each other.

Kevin got a boner so he is out.
by RainbowTheZookeeper April 21, 2014
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Yoda Stick

A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.
Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.
by SAM:> April 15, 2009
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insanity on a stick

Used to describe an activity or situation that is crazy or outrageous.
John: I had nine cups of coffee yesterday. It was insanity on a stick.
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!
by Trendall July 11, 2011
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Furry Sticks

The act of two men rubbing beards.

When a lumber-sexual male finds another beard to be admirable, he may engage in the close embrace and rubbing of beards, for any amount of time. This gesture can be performed as a sign of respect or arousal, depending on ones preference or sexual orientation.
Greg: "James, your beard looks amazing right now."
James: "Your's too."
Greg: "You wanna play Furry Sticks?"
James: "Let's do that! let's do exactly that!"
by Burt Lumber December 7, 2014
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