A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 06, 2023
Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 28, 2024
A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
A shy kid who doesn’t burst out in conversations and likes to disappear whenever he can. An Awesome superhero, but honestly his friends are a lot better. This kid will always have amazing friends to help him get out of situations. He is also a huge flirt, but only with one girl in his life. He is really loyal and won’t give on anything until it’s finally finished.
Stealth: Two months Andy! You are going to be grounded for two solid months! Do you realize how lonely I’m going to be!
by MD Jules November 14, 2020
A man that you simply cannot tell if he is gay or not. You dont ask him, but rather inquire with his friends or in this case bring in some girls to dig the dirt. No one knows
Travis: You worked with the new guy yet ?
Ryan: Naw man, is he a flame ?
Travis: Im not sure, Hes a stealth cause I cant pick him up on my gaydar.
Ryan: Naw man, is he a flame ?
Travis: Im not sure, Hes a stealth cause I cant pick him up on my gaydar.
by meusimperium August 15, 2010
Stealth is a teenage YouTuber, and close friends with Fxtch, another YouTuber. Despite Stealth's little boy voice, he is a very good Fortnite player and might dog on you if you try playing with him.
by stealthsbritishtea December 13, 2021
by -S41- August 15, 2021