The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.
Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.
by BrizVegas May 15, 2006
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1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.
1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.
Patrick: Why are you two in such a hurry?
Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.
Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.
by Lieutenant Schiesskopf June 15, 2010
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(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.
What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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Safer administrated or engineered equipment to protect workers and public in general.
Practicable, higher level of safety.
Safer administrated or engineered equipment to protect workers and public in general.
Practicable, higher level of safety.
The tree shredder had been designed without out regard for safetivity and many workers had been injured.
by Head Full O Lint March 5, 2010
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Get the Safe Face mug.The person who you trust with your life, who you tell all your secrets and is not you're boyfriend. A safe deposit box will keep all your secrets saf and is a very honest person
by cheetahguy44 January 30, 2012
Get the Safe deposit box mug.The idea that everything you research must be within safety requirements. According to the well-known scientist, Cave Johnson, safe science is stupid. In fact, he believes that you should "marry safe science if you love it so much". Also, you should "invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out".
Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired!
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