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pop a squat

To sit down, usually used by kids.
Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005
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squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)
wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!
by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017
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squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.
by JWSmythe September 1, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.
by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016
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Azn Squat

A sitting position pioneered by the asain population. Passed from generation to generation. This position/ ability is now engrained in all asians' DNA. This anatomical position strategically places the posterior over one's heels. Thus, allowing one's behind to remain clean while staying low to the ground. This position is often used by children playing, adults eating/cleaning, and azn gangstas doing their drugz.
Yo mang, yoou see them viet gangsta doing drugs?

Yeh dudes. I seent them azn squatting like foolz in a circle.
by Jangsta Rife. October 25, 2010
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Thot Squat

That ho over there going into a deep squat, showing off that Instagram only booty!
She gains IG followers because she has a deep Thot Squat, basically lips spilling out.....
by Evy89 June 22, 2019
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squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying
pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video
by dachiever August 30, 2016
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