Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.
Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)
by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

A sitting position pioneered by the asain population. Passed from generation to generation. This position/ ability is now engrained in all asians' DNA. This anatomical position strategically places the posterior over one's heels. Thus, allowing one's behind to remain clean while staying low to the ground. This position is often used by children playing, adults eating/cleaning, and azn gangstas doing their drugz.
Yo mang, yoou see them viet gangsta doing drugs?
Yeh dudes. I seent them azn squatting like foolz in a circle.
Yeh dudes. I seent them azn squatting like foolz in a circle.
by Jangsta Rife. October 25, 2010

by Evy89 June 22, 2019

by dachiever August 30, 2016
