Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

No Scope

The male act of urinating without the assistance of the individuals hands

Guy 1: Just took a piss without any hands.
Guy 2: Nothing like a No Scope to wake you up in the morning.

by BoiBoi747 April 5, 2019

Slut Slope

One who digs themselves deeper into sexual activity to a detrimental point of the actor.

Skyla, stop being such a slut sloper; you are sleeping with too many men.

by gayjoelslutsloper November 29, 2019

Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.

Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.

by Zarbees October 23, 2019

Horror-Scope

A wicked cool horror movie idea I thought of.

Mabey it would be about the zodiac killer, or have a realistic Capricorn impaling someone with its horns. Or have someone who drowned in an Aquarius slowly sinking down to the bottom of the screen as a swarm of Pisces nibbles their skin away. Oh! Or it could have a bunch of Scorpio crawling all over someone and stinging them with their stingers. Oh, it also could have a Leo eating someone WHOLE!! Okay that's it.

If anyone actually wants to make this "Horror-Scope" movie fell free to. Just be shore to credit "Botanical Gull" in the credits.

by Botanical Gull February 7, 2022

Smell-o-scope

A telescope for your sense of smell, created by Hubert farnsworth it was the reason that mankind noticed a giant ball of 21st century trash flying towards earth, saving it from definite destruction.
May only exist in 31st century futurama

What happens if you use the smell-o-scope to smell Uranus- Fry

by Washy February 18, 2015

oh get no scoped

1.a phrase said in a short sound clip commonly used in MLG montages

2.commonly used in MLG media and in MLG montages to signify you got no scoped

oh get no scoped!

by so dank December 6, 2016