3 definitions by BoiBoi747
Guy 1: Just took a piss without any hands.
Guy 2: Nothing like a No Scope to wake you up in the morning.
Guy 2: Nothing like a No Scope to wake you up in the morning.
by BoiBoi747 April 5, 2019
When your girlfriend comes over with two plats in her hair, going down the sides, and while having sex in doggy, you grab these and hold them as if you are on a motorcycle. You then light her pubes and your head on fire and scream “I am a servant of the devil”
Girlfriend: Ah I made platsjust for you and I’m a rogue demon
Me: Ah, get ready for the ghost rider to cleanse you
Me: Ah, get ready for the ghost rider to cleanse you
by BoiBoi747 September 10, 2018
Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021