Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

spooning 2.0

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0

by Brain hurt March 24, 2020

tango spoon

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.

" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"

"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"

" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"

by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

Sit-Spooning

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.

Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.

by stephaa June 1, 2011

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020