Spok Five

The high five version in which you high five your target while in the Spok fingers position. Is not just for trekies it is a convienient high five that displays ones finger strength and skill at life, unlike a trekie. (No hating here just kidding)

You: SPOK FIVE!!! *yells at buddy*
Friend clone #34Q97: YEAH
*Spok Five ensues*
Both: AWESOME
*They go off to win the lottery and win at life and pwn everything in sight*

by Satanic Banana June 21, 2009

Spocker

When you spread your fingers like spock and stick you pinky and ring finger in the ass while your pointer and middle finger in the pussy

Last night i taught my girlfriend all about the Spocker.

by DRE B. January 1, 2010

Spock shock

Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.

Dude, last night I gave Laquiqui the Spock shock!

by Ant Lion May 15, 2010

spock shock

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.

Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.

by Evilfish April 9, 2012

Spocking

A term used in the Aesthetic beauty industry for people who have had too much or badly injected Botox to the forehead area, causing their eyebrows to be unnaturally raised high at the corners, making them look like they have Mr Spock eyebrows.

“That actress has had so much Botox, her eyebrows are spocking”

by Velvetee June 17, 2018

Spocktard

A person who thinks they are incredibly clever that are in fact really quite stupid.

God, that Brent guy's being such a Spocktard today and he doesn't even know it!

by xxtigxx October 10, 2018

Spokie

A 'Spokie' (plural) Spokies: are a group of recently extinct peoples native to Mission Park. The Spokie language is complex and the many dialogues are often not mutually intelligible. Important characteristics of the modern Spokie people included their proficiencies in bike theft as well as in collecting recyclables. Estimates on the total number of Spokies ranged between 37-128 in 2020. In 2021, the term Spokie came under fire on social media and the term was eliminated here thereafter. However the spirit of the good Spokie people remain in our hearts! (and porches).

Gonzaga student: This Spokie stole my bike AND raided my trash while we were at Jack and Dans!

Other Gonzaga student: OH my GOD did you just say SPOKIE? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! I'm going to ROAST you on my INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER.

Spokies: Errr u damn kids got any cigarettes or bolt cutters?

by StarbucksDrinker69 April 21, 2021