A native of Spokane, WA that typically exhibits a lack of sophistication and characteristics commonly associated with those who reside in a trailer park.
A homeless human that resembles more of an animal than actual person. can be heard screaming and yelling profanity during all hours of the day. they love to congregate at the safeway on hamilton, and downtown.
"Bro you hear that spokie yelling out my window?" "Yeah dude, fuckin spokie"
A 'Spokie' (plural) Spokies: are a group of recently extinct peoples native to Mission Park. The Spokie language is complex and the many dialogues are often not mutually intelligible. Important characteristics of the modern Spokie people included their proficiencies in bike theft as well as in collecting recyclables. Estimates on the total number of Spokies ranged between 37-128 in 2020. In 2021, the term Spokie came under fire on social media and the term was eliminated here thereafter. However the spirit of the good Spokie people remain in our hearts! (and porches).
Gonzaga student: This Spokie stole my bike AND raided my trash while we were at Jack and Dans!
Other Gonzaga student: OH my GOD did you just say SPOKIE? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! I'm going to ROAST you on my INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER.
Spokies: Errr u damn kids got any cigarettes or bolt cutters?
A party, much like a keger, but instead of beer you drink and sell a mixture of alcohol and various juices. Every weekend night in Seattle. Mostly attended and thrown by high school age students. $5 a cup.
AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"