collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021

Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.

I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.

by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021

Dyke Splinter

When a lesbian eats a hairy pussy, and they get a hair splinter in their mouth

I was eating this hot ass lesbian bitch, and she gave me a Dyke Splinter

by penisfucker9000 April 18, 2022

Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.

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by pornstitute January 2, 2023

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014

splatter

When she comes all over your face.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Splatterfest

When one empties his/hers liquified bowels and it sprays all over the inner bowl and the upper rim of the toilet.

I had to use the bathroom, but I chose not to when I saw the person before left a splatterfest.

by MeNthisGuy August 31, 2011