Splish splash

Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~

Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble

Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn

Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?

Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live

by Discodolly October 19, 2018

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

The Splats

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.

I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.

by JackS17 June 9, 2016

Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

by brotherbuil September 28, 2009

split check

Turning your hand to the side and in a fast, karate chop like motion chopping between the vagina. If done effectively the split check will result in a camel toe.

The split check is also a way of determining the gender of the truely androgynous.

The split check can also be performed between the butt cheeks.

"I ain't scared to split check a bitch!"

"My girlfriend split checked my ass, I kind of liked it..."

"After Alex split checked me, it hurt for days!"

"I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so I split checked it!"

by AL FUCKIN PAL September 2, 2008

Split tongue

Tongue forking, also known as a split tongue, is form of body modification. The tongue is divided from the tip toward the back of the tongue for about 1-2 inches. The result is a bisected tongue, not unlike that of a lizard’s tongue.

Did you see that chick with the split tongue? It's grossing me out!

by Golden shower 69 February 23, 2010

banana split

Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.

Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?

Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.

by doughbrough November 21, 2020