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Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.
At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy
by mowen January 19, 2005
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Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.
"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"
by Spit Man March 16, 2023
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Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.
Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.
by CC Creators December 1, 2022
mugGet the Spit Milkmug.

spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.
Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast
by Deus99 February 20, 2018
mugGet the spit toastmug.

devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.
I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!
by DonkeyTonguePunch April 22, 2017
mugGet the devil spitmug.

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.
Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".
by jotthedot April 10, 2008
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