speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 08, 2020

Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

by nazi bitch May 08, 2020

Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.

Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.

by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022

Speed Duel

1) A type of duel between 2 individuals on d-wheels (a type of motorcycle) involving the use of yugioh cards and speed counters. A special rule involves banning the use of spell cards, which in turn are replaced with speed spell cards, which use speed counters to activate their effects.
2) A special type of yugioh duel used in Japan which involves special rules:
5 card extra deck
20-30 card main deck
4000 life points
3 monster zones

3 spell/trap zones
(This is similar to the duel links playing style)

I challenge you to a speed duel!!!

by S.H.A=NoWeakness April 13, 2017

speed sticking

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.

"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."

by nin_man July 11, 2012

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 02, 2017

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021