Skip to main content

Soft Drink

A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.
*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”
by JKBRSN July 11, 2018
mugGet the Soft Drinkmug.

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english
gypo segal is a soft bollock
by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007
mugGet the soft bollockmug.

soft bro

A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.

Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.

Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
mugGet the soft bromug.

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.
I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
mugGet the Soft Knobbermug.

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 2, 2017
mugGet the soft swervemug.

Walk soft

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.
by John Kitus February 19, 2012
mugGet the Walk softmug.

Soft-ghost

Like ghosting, except instead of completely dropping communication, decreasing communication by around 99%
“Ugh, mark is totally soft-ghosting me. We used to constantly talk daily, now he only sends me like one snap a day.”
by Miabia October 15, 2021
mugGet the Soft-ghostmug.

Share this definition