That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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by TehAttorneyAtLawl October 18, 2008
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2.After anal sex, the semen leaks out of the anus with liquid poop and smears between the buttcheeks.
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Last week jenny was walking down the hall and suddenly she had this look on her face. She totaly had a smore.
by John Y February 9, 2004
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by DCexcel January 6, 2010
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by wangster202339 September 21, 2011
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All your base are belong to us says:
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I see.
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do you love mine?
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I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
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All your base are belong to us says:
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I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
by liquid filth October 9, 2008
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Lo, I abhore the smore. If only having your bed shit between and lit ablaze was as sweet as the campfire treat it was named after. Rather, it killed my cats, and smelled up the loft for a fortnight.
by J-Nast August 9, 2006
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