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The name of a biological robot hero with a penis with a assortment of abilities. He shoots a stream off hot liquid. Shots of sticky glue. Out his skin tipped arm.
by Garrison parkour February 27, 2026
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You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.
by tj7with8 March 4, 2025
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