Santa Barbara

kinda like the greenwich ct of cali but cooler and warmer and not deppressing. where i want to be.

yo you been to santa barbara cuz thats where i want to be

by LLLL111 December 20, 2006

santaluz

A large community in San Diego California mainly comprised of large custom houses. Santaluz is located next to Rancho Santa fe and 4s Ranch. The average house in Santaluz is well over 5 million dollars. Santaluz is gated guarded with a guard at the gates 24/7. Santaluz also has Santaluz Patrol which patrols the community constantly. Santaluz has many famous residents including charger players, padres players and fortune 500 ceo's. Santaluz Country Club is one of the nicest in the United States and cost well over 250,000 dollars to join.

Ronald: Where do you live?
Mike: O I live in santaluz
Ronald: You must be filthy rich then!

by Ryan3434 August 29, 2007

Sante

A sexy person with a big penis

Sante is hot

by Brint5555556 July 8, 2017

santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.

Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.

by One little hellian November 18, 2017

Independiente Santa Fe

Colombian soccer team, Founded on 1941 in Bogota by some students of the Gimnasio moderno school,the color of this team are Red & White (based on the english soccer teamArsenal). The team has a loyal fan called "LA GUARDIA ALBIROJA SUR" that follows "The Red lion" everywhere and have the biggest flag of the whole earth with 1330 mts of total area.
Also Santa Fe is the best team of colombia, its the Colombian and Bogota's proud...

-This is a Santa fe song: No la tiene boca juniors no la tiene River plate la bandera mas grande la tiene mi SANTA FE
-Señores yo soy del rojo y tengo aguante,Yo sigo a el rojo por todas partes, Por que es un sentimiento que se lleva en el corazoooon, Yo daria toda mi vida por ser campeon, DALE LEON DALE LEON DALE INDEPENDIENTE SANTA FE

by Juan_10 December 6, 2006

Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Santa Claus dat ho

To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.

Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.

by Codyb January 12, 2008