by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 29, 2017
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WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017
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When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
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the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
by Stoney69 April 2, 2020
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I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.
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