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Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.
Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!
by Sissy... March 20, 2013
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Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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simon

simon likes wearing adidas pants and glasses. he also has brown hair usually. he likes to do the chin rub and the a-hAhaaa laugh. Hes actually a pretty good photographer and likes taking pics of really interesting things.
hey look its simon
by name1001 February 17, 2020
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Simmonator

(from the latin word "symmynatre" - To love the same sex, homosexual) This word has been used commonly in the East Midlands recently to commemmorate local legend 'Mr.Simmons'
(chant) "Simmonator, simmonator, rock on with the simmonator..."
by J R Charles November 26, 2004
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Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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Ben Simmons

Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.
- You saw the 76ers game last night?

- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
by ChelseaChelsea11 May 18, 2019
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simon birch

verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.
"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."
by d'A November 30, 2006
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