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3-way situation

If 2 guys meet one girl together then they both have to be there if the girl is willing to show her boobs
Justin: Well I saw her boobs, check mate
Steven: Did you actually?
Justin: no lol
Steven: Good cause I have to be there when it happens because this is a 3-way situation
by watty20202020 January 5, 2012
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situationism

a word that describes any situation that is out of hand or abnormal that happens to you and your boys and/or girls.
"holy fuck i can't believe we jacked that dude at 7/11 with a water gun full of piss that was situationism for sure."
by billygoat April 21, 2006
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Situationship

This is the point whereby in a relationship, you realize that the relationship is of no use and there is no way you can get out of it.

It could also mean a situation whereby a relationship becomes overbearing.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that your ex’s boyfriend is abusive and hits her?
Person 2: Ya I heard man that ain’t no relationship, issa situationship.
by NickyMicc February 23, 2020
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situational lesbian

a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.
ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
by earpuller November 23, 2010
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Pearl Harbor Situation

When someone does something to someone with out being provoked, and the victim then over reacts.
Rachel threw her phone at Sean for no reason, so Sean broke a plate over her head. It was a common pearl harbor situation.
by Alix McQ December 22, 2008
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situation

When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.
Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!
by kikicoture December 23, 2008
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Situationship

Situationship
sich-oo-ey-shuh n ship
state of affairs in combination of uneasy circumstances with friends or family

a complex or critical state of affairs with loved ones with no positive outcome

a state of bad affairs existing between those having relations or dealings yet still deal with each other.
Having my wife and my ex in the same room is a situationship waiting to happen
by toygami January 17, 2016
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