God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.
Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.
by Elliott Johnson March 12, 2006
Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.
Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.
by Balla Boi September 23, 2005
Code Name: Tyler Simpson aka. T-Simp
True Name: Unknown
Tylerous Simpsonous is a timid yet awesome creacher and is, as of now, of mythical status. He is said to be immune to fire, as well as, but not lemited too, water, wind, earth, all froms of missiles, Death(Though this is mere sepculation,it is said you can kill a(n) T/S, by turning it gay(It will imedeatly fall to the floor dead.), The Jedi mind trick, and strangers with candy. All magic cast upon said T/S is reduced by 75%. Its skin is of the Holy property as it fully nullifys all dark magic. All Physical atacks reduced by 25%.
Like the unicorn, If the blood of a T/S is consumed, you will become immortal and have all Powers/Weakness of said T/S (See above). Also If the T/S looks upon you with favor and as long as you are withn 150 meters, you will have better luck.
Tylerous Simpsonous is also said to have an ability to see and copy anything he wants too. Past sighting examples include:
-Red Ranger
-Darth Vader
-Army Man
-William Wallace
-Mr. Clark
-Ch.4 News Anchorman
-The Gorton's Fisherman
-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Spartan #117
-Kyleous Klosous
Tylerous Simpsonous has been known too ally with Kyleous Klosous, Who is at Near-Mythical status due too many sightings. When the two ally together, the government soon sends in ninjas too elemanate them, useaualy to no avail. They are, Together, said to be unstopabul.
Tylerous Simpsonous oftin tend too mate with the Andrea Lindburgous,
Cause shes awesome.
True Name: Unknown
Tylerous Simpsonous is a timid yet awesome creacher and is, as of now, of mythical status. He is said to be immune to fire, as well as, but not lemited too, water, wind, earth, all froms of missiles, Death(Though this is mere sepculation,it is said you can kill a(n) T/S, by turning it gay(It will imedeatly fall to the floor dead.), The Jedi mind trick, and strangers with candy. All magic cast upon said T/S is reduced by 75%. Its skin is of the Holy property as it fully nullifys all dark magic. All Physical atacks reduced by 25%.
Like the unicorn, If the blood of a T/S is consumed, you will become immortal and have all Powers/Weakness of said T/S (See above). Also If the T/S looks upon you with favor and as long as you are withn 150 meters, you will have better luck.
Tylerous Simpsonous is also said to have an ability to see and copy anything he wants too. Past sighting examples include:
-Red Ranger
-Darth Vader
-Army Man
-William Wallace
-Mr. Clark
-Ch.4 News Anchorman
-The Gorton's Fisherman
-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Spartan #117
-Kyleous Klosous
Tylerous Simpsonous has been known too ally with Kyleous Klosous, Who is at Near-Mythical status due too many sightings. When the two ally together, the government soon sends in ninjas too elemanate them, useaualy to no avail. They are, Together, said to be unstopabul.
Tylerous Simpsonous oftin tend too mate with the Andrea Lindburgous,
Cause shes awesome.
by Tyler Simpson October 27, 2007
dude ,no example is needed.
by jane doe November 10, 2004
by CallyLove August 10, 2007
by nateoliptic August 16, 2008
Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning!
Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.
by Amy A. & Amy F. March 07, 2005